Contrary To Popular Belief,

Blizzard and Wizard. The Hopskotch Stories

lolsofunny:

more relatable?
lolsofunny:

w-0-0-d-s:

this is England

more relatable?
lolsofunny:

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

more relatable?

lolsofunny:

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

more relatable?

(via laugh-addict)

I Double-Dog Dare You.

Have you ever stuck a goliath spider into your sock and named it Benny for the hell of it? 

Neither have I, but that sure makes me a trooper

Schindler’s Heap

Now that’s what I call a plight.

(Source: toptumbles, via laugh-addict)

“Jeez Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

—   Blizzard

The Debonair Questionnaire

When you ride a bike in reverse, does that mean the surface tension in the U.S. water supply runs…

equilaterally?

He-Said, She-Said: A Chronicle

Wednesday afternoon, it isn’t raining. 

He said, would you like something to drink?

I said, pour me a glass of soy milk, because I’m not lactose intolerant, I just want some soy milk.

That’s the magic story you use when you want to have sex!

This man, this god; joey. He knows.

(via donoteattheyellowsnow)

“Sometimes we say things, and sometimes we don’t”

—   Wizard