Have you ever stuck a goliath spider into your sock and named it Benny for the hell of it?
Neither have I, but that sure makes me a trooper
Now that’s what I call a plight.
When you ride a bike in reverse, does that mean the surface tension in the U.S. water supply runs…
Wednesday afternoon, it isn’t raining.
He said, would you like something to drink?
I said, pour me a glass of soy milk, because I’m not lactose intolerant, I just want some soy milk.