I Double-Dog Dare You.
Have you ever stuck a goliath spider into your sock and named it Benny for the hell of it?
Neither have I, but that sure makes me a trooper
Schindler’s Heap
Now that’s what I call a plight.
(Source: toptumbles, via lolsofunny)
38195The Debonair Questionnaire
When you ride a bike in reverse, does that mean the surface tension in the U.S. water supply runs…
equilaterally?
He-Said, She-Said: A Chronicle
Wednesday afternoon, it isn’t raining.
He said, would you like something to drink?
I said, pour me a glass of soy milk, because I’m not lactose intolerant, I just want some soy milk.
That’s the magic story you use when you want to have sex!
This man, this god; joey. He knows.
(via donoteattheyellowsnow)
